Banta Singh got tired of being the butt of jokes and
decided to do his PhD. Banta was looking out for a
unique subject to write his thesis when he saw a
cockroach. Banta placed the cockroach on the table
and cut one of its leg. Then he said “WALK”. The
cockroach moves forward. Then Banta cut its secind leg and
commanded “WALK”. The cockroach manages to move
forward. Then Banta cut its third leg and commande
“WALK”. The cockroach manages to wriggle forward on
one leg. Finally Banta cut its fourth leg and said
WALK”. The poor cockroach could not move and lay
helplessly on the table. He repeated the same with
over 1000 cockroaches. He finds that the results in
all his experiments match. Banta is jubiliant,
“NOW”
! ; says Banta “MY THESIS IS READY” and proceeds to
write
it. “WHEN YOU CUT FOUR LEGS OF A COCKROACH IT
BECOMES DEAF”.

Submitted by – Getmefun( 7/29/2004 )