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Why did Santa cut the sides of the capsule before taking it? Guess what… To avoid side effe [..]


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Santa was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed. His wife asked what you are doing [..]


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Santa visits Chinese friend dying in hospital. The Chinese friend just says `CHIN YU YAN` and die [..]


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Santa`s wish: when I die, I wana die like my Grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep not Screami [..]


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Santa & his wife filed an application for Divorce. Judge asked: How`ll U divide your kids, U [..]


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Santa : Aapne Nurse Bahut Changi Rakhi Hai, Uska Haath Lagtey Hi Mein Theek Ho Gaya. Doctor: Jaan [..]


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Santa : Yaar! Main Apna Purse Ghar Bhool Aaya, Mainu 1000 Rs Chahide Si. Banta : Dost Hi Dost De [..]


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Banta : Wo Ladki Deaf Lagti Hai. Main Kuch Kehta Hoon, Woh Kuch Aur Hi Bolti Hai. Santa : Kaise? [..]


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A crow shits on Banta. Preeto gives tissue paper to him. Banta: Koi Fhayda Nahin, Kauwa Toh Udd G [..]


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Santa was huging a blank paper. Banta : Ye kya hai? Santa: Meri girl friend ka love letter hai. B [..]


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